Dough crack?

I thought this was too funny.

Last night I went over to Connie & Levi's to hang out with Connie and the girls. Connie wanted to have a little birthday dinner for me, because she and the girls are missing my family birthday dinner on Friday. Which I told her was fine with me, but she insisted on having me over to celebrate anyways...I love her so much :)

Well, Connie had purchase some pre-flattened sugar cookie dough for us girls to cut out heart-shaped sugar cookies to bake and enjoy decorating together. Well, it was going as good as it can go I guess with a 2 and a half year old who sneezed across the table and some of her sneeze goo hit me in the face all the while she is rolling a ball of dough in sprinkles in a little bowl. That was great...Connie goes, OK mark THAT cookie. It was not needed though, b/c Jules asked if she could eat the ball of dough and I gladly said, YES! We had to get rid of the bowl she was using though, because there was a little bit of sneeze goo in there too.

But I digress, Mia, Jules and I were gladly cutting hearts out of the dough and I was supposed to be supervising to make sure that we got as many hearts as we could out of our wonderful dough, but I think I am a little lacking in the area of cookie cutting supervision, b/c we ended up with a lot of extra dough. Anyways, Connie comes to join us and we are all sitting around cutting out shapes and giggling. Mia was a cookie-cutting pro by this time and we were neither one supervising her...when all the sudden she drops a cookie on the cookie sheet that is missing one of the heart humps (I don't know how else to describe what I mean). I am feeling a little goofy so I say Mia, what happened to that cookie, it looks like you took a bite out of it. She replies with: I had to fix it because it had a dough crack. To this Connie and I are now rolling with laughter and we are like WHAT is a dough crack? She explains: You know when the dough is cracked and the cookie won't stay together? So I guess because of the dough crack she had to eat a heart hump.

Hehehe. These terms I am using are cracking me up. Well, I don't know if this is one of those things where you had to be there for this to be funny, but I thought I would share it anyways.