Chasing your tail...what tail?

Today's thoughts...

Today during a gabby lunch with Ellie, we decided to eat outside, as we have been doing since the weather is so nice. Well today it was especially windy and my cup of Dr. Pepper blew over and spilled all over my knees, so I was all nice and sticky for the remainder of the day around my knee area. Wonderful.
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This morning I stepped in some of Spencer's doggy doo. Gross! I tried diligently to get the mess off of my shoe and even got desperate enough to get a spoon and scrape most of it out! This bothered me all day...I kept thinking I could smell it. Every time one of the guys walked by me at work he said "you smell that?", I got text messages saying that there was an awful aroma in my office and then one guy said my office smelled like cat pee, while the other said it smelled like the stuff in the bottom of the gerbil cage. SERIOUSLY?! Do I always have to be teased??? The coin phrase I hear around here is "you know I wouldn't tease you if I didn't like you". That is grand. With that I must conclude that I am apparently well liked. I did spray febreeze all over my office in hopes of getting rid of whatever it was that they were smelling.
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Apparently I am a food genie. Did you know this?? I get called at all hours of the day wondering what I might be preparing for dinner. This person asks me this from sitting at home in the recliner. I reply with, "well, what meat have you set out?" to this I get nothing because you know apparently I need to prepare a menu, set out all the meat myself, then come home after working a ten hour day and sitting in traffic for 30 minutes and prepare dinner so that we can eat. I will not mention this person's name, but the unnameable also called me on the way home from Wichita Falls today to ask what I was making for dinner. I love the unnameable even if he does think I am some kind of food wizard...should I apply a version of the last coin phrase and say "the unnameable wouldn't ask me to cook if he didn't like the way I cooked." Yeah that is it...I am a a chef extraordinaire.
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I have a new obsession with chocolate covered raisins. They are wonderful. I have convinced myself that even though I am getting my chocolate fix they are partially good for me, because you know there IS a raisin in there, so they can't be all bad.
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One of my bosses reminds me of George Wade (Hugh Grant) in Two Weeks Notice. If you know this person you might agree, but I find it very funny. Actually he just reminds me of Hugh Grant in general...I have no idea why.

Funny Quotes from my Favorite Movie:
[talking about a leather belt]
George Wade: What do you think of this? Too ornate? Or do you think it's... beltacular.

George Wade: Before you came into my life I could make all kinds of decisions now I'm addicted I have to know what you think. What do you think?
[holds up cufflinks]
Lucy Kelson: I think your the most selfish human being on the planet.
George Wade: Well that's just silly. Have you met everybody on the planet?
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Bones is my favorite TV show and the only one I bother to record on my DVR. I love Bones and Booth...they are hilariously funny in their conversations and they are always solving a very interesting case. Although last week I could not get the vision of a partially decomposed leg and foot falling out of the top of an elevator out of my head and it woke me up twice in the middle of the night.

Speaking of that, when I was younger I could watch all kinds of scary movies and it would never have any effect on my sleeping ability. Now if I watch even a dumb one like "Shaun of the Dead" I have nightmares for days and I cannot get the picture of unrealistic, dopey looking zombies out of my head!!! So I pose this question...was I really THAT tired in high school or I am becoming more wimpy with age? I still love "Scream" though...that movie cracks me up!

Quotes again:
Sidney Prescott: Stu, Stu, Stu, what's your motive? Billy's got one, the police are on their way, what are you gonna tell them?
Stu: Peer pressure, I'm far too sensitive.

Stu: Did you really call the police?
Sidney Prescott: You bet your sorry *booty* I did.
Stu: My mom and dad are gonna be so mad at me!

While looking up the above mentioned movie quotes...I just realized how much cussing is in that movie. That could be one of the reasons it is rated R...just a guess.

Funny Atlee

I never get videos of Atlee anymore. She is a funny child though. I love the looks of determination/confusion during this one...

Wild Monkey's I tell ya!

Here is proof to my previous post stating that the girls are like wild monkeys when they get out of the bath at my house.

Pictures from Sunday

My Grandma and Wanda Lee...two funny little ladies














The best group shot I got that evening. Aren't they a cute bunch? Excluding my brother's nasty woolly-mammoth like beard...YUCK!! Poor poor Connie...


















Atlee Sway Baby Cakes...I like calling her that...not sure why. Atlee's face was like this for about 30 minutes after she woke up from her nap at my house. The poor kid had about 13 mosquito bites that just kept itching and she kept saying that they hurt. Poor baby. We covered her in caladryl later in the evening and all was good. But isn't the Hollywood shirt that Chris and I got her just precious on her?











Jules Grae grins more than any person I know...isn't she the CUTEST?!?! She is the one that suggested that I give them all a bath at Grandma's house on Sunday night. Why is it that she always wants to take a bath when she is with me? I dunno!! She is so stinking cute though and got all the girls hyped up about it, so I sent kiddos home clean and smelling good!














Mia with her funny face. This girl told me something so funny in the restroom on Sunday evening, but I don't know if I should share with the blogging world. But the gist of it is she told me that she is only allowed to see her mommy and daddy's booties (this she refers to as both private parts). I replied with "well that is a good theory" to which she kept going to say "except for my daddy's long thing" with hand motions to go with it. I cracked up so hard that I could hardly breathe. Her daddy thought this was funny too, so I guess it is ok I just told everyone that. HAHAHA!

Quick Post

So here is a quick post.

Thursday was a rough day for me. I moved from one office location to another. Same company, different people to see everyday. Sounds trivial right? Ahhh...not for the crazy overly sensitive being that I am. You see I have worked at one particular location for over 8 years now so this was a big move to me. I cried all the way to my "new" office telling myself the whole time that I wasn't going to cry. Which obviously didn't work for myself. By the time I got to my "new" place I went to deliver some invoices to a certain department and had to hide out for a minute with my girls because I was literally sobbing by this point and almost hyperventilating. I am an idiot. This I know, but it was a stress reliever. And the people who witnessed this crazy act of insanity were supportive, loving and acted like it never happened. They are great people I tell you, so you see it really isn't all that bad. Thankfully one of my girls was able to get away for a moment and help me unload my car into my "new" place of existence. By the grace of GOD there was no one occupying the building at that point so no one saw my puffy, splotchy face with red rimmed blood-shot eyes. And by the time my meeting rolled around at the end of the day my eyes were still red-rimmed but no one seemed to notice.

Lets all just say a Hallelujah for the fact that men are not observant!!

I went home, cried some more, took a bath and went to bed. I am so glad I took off Friday to spend with my grandma and Wanda Lee. I was glad to see both of those little ladies who traveled from Missouri to visit us! I will have to post pics of that later. My computer seems to only want to read my memory card after it has been restarted...grr to the tower!

One good thing about this new location is the fact that it is a shorter driving distance from my house so I get home a few minutes earlier...oh yeah!

Anyways I should be studying for my CDL and getting ready for bed, but no I had to do a quick post and it wasn't so quick after all.

Random thoughts...

Random Thought #1:

Why does the great state of Texas, where everything is bigger and better (yeah, okay) have the sissiest mascots for high schools??

Example 1: Pioneers...for real, what is ferocious about a pioneer? The fact that he is carrying a rifle maybe?? And what is with the hat? That and the fringe rimmed jacket just about do me in for the dopey factor. Seriously, mascots are supposed to be ferocious, something to cheer about.












Example 2: A green hornet, SERIOUSLY?? This just makes me laugh...so you are going to sting me, eh? Just you wait til I bust out my can of Raid Insect and Wasp Killer on your sorry little stinging self.


Example 3: A kangaroo. To me kangaroos are cuddly...looking at least. Are they going to charge me and then hop all over me...I am wondering right now what the cheerleaders said during the cheers "HOP all over those pioneers!!" Pshaw!


Example 4: A porcupine. Once again, ferocious?? And what in the stink does POJO mean????? I have been trying to figure this out for years. And WHY is that what is printed on their cheer leading uniforms instead of something that makes sense like you know, SHS??


Example 5: A buffalo. Ok so maybe there could be a herd of them and they could get a stampede going on, but you just wait til my fringe-wearing pioneer busts out his rifle and shoots the sorry stampeding buffalo.


Where I grew up we had mascots like tigers, panthers, and bulldogs...you know things that could chew you up and spit you out...FEROCIOUS people!!




Random Thought #2:

Two voices I find sexy: Nickelback's lead singer Chad Kroeger and Josh Turner. Notice I said VOICES people...these men are awesome at what they do. Chad on the other hand is not at all awesome to look at...yuck. But Josh Turner, seriously is a good looking man with an awesome range. I love the song "figured you out" but feel so dirty after listening to it...I wish it had different lyrics...Josh Turner's songs are all grand and country though. And Josh is AWESOME live, we saw him at the Grand Ole Opry a couple of years ago...he sounds just like he does on his cd and I was seriously gushing.




Random Thought #3:

I love dogs that live OUTSIDE. Notice I said outside in big block letters there? Anyways, when Chris and I have land someday I want several BIG dogs. I want a St. Bernard, a weimaraner, a black lab, and a beagle. Ok, so beagles aren't that big but they are totally cute. And for those of you out there concerned with Spencer, yes he would be kept in the mix of things, he would just have to man up and learn to live outside instead of being a sissy indoor dog. Which I wish I could make him do now...




Random Thought #4:

Why are people shocked that I deleted my middle name when I changed my name after getting married? Would you honestly want to be stuck with a middle name that is spelled wrong because your great grandmother obviously never took phonics? AND would you want everyone being reminded of your middle name by a big cursive L?? With people always saying ha ha Lavern and Shirley...GAG!! This is why my name is now Lexi L and nothing more. So there! HA to my mean old great granny. I will NOT continue to curse future generations with the ugly name that you spelled wrong. My grandma and mom may have the middle name still but that is only because they were not clever enough to delete it when they changed their names. Also, my mom doesn't believe that it isn't on my birth certificate. I swear to you that my name is Lexi L on my birth certificate, but my mom thinks otherwise. I have it though and it is what it is. I think the hospital decided my mom was crazy because who would honestly give their child the middle name of Laverene??? Hack, gag, puke...why couldn't I get a cute middle name like Jane? That is what Laci got. I will forever be jealous of that. Grrr.


Random Thought #5

I find this funny. About a month ago I called my antivirus software company about my computer at home. We got a virus on our computer and I could not for the life of me get the stupid thing deleted or quarantined or anything. Instead, we got pop ups about every 30 seconds reminding us that it was there and that our software could not delete it. After talking to a seriously foreign person on the phone for about 20 minutes, they email me a software program to scan my computer and then send them back the log report that pops up after you do the scan. This program that they sent me is called HiJackThis. Isn't that amusing??? I thought so. Anyways, it worked. The virus is no longer on my computer and I highly recommend Trend Antivirus software for all home computer users.



Random Thought #6

I hate my skin. I hate its color, its irritability, its transparency, everything about it. If they offered skin transplants I would be the first to sign up. I want to be able to bust out a bar (yes bar) of irish spring and wash my body with it with out breaking out in weird red bumps all over my body. I hate shaving...I want laser hair removal bad. I love putting vicks on my lips at night before bed...why? I dunno, my mom made us do this when we were little and it has stuck with me into adulthood. I love the aroma of vicks it is relaxing and soothing.

Random Thought #7

Two Funny Movie clips I am pondering and laughing at today:

"You look like the 4th of July...makes me want a hot dog REAL bad" ~ Legally Blonde 2 - this movie is so dumb blonde it makes me laugh. Let's get a snap cup going people!!

Brodie: Brandi is the past my friend. You face forward, or you face the possibility of shock and damage.

[Brodie gets knocked down by a metal beam]

T.S. Quint: You should learn to heed your own advice.

Brodie: Where the hell did that come from? What's going on here?

T.S. Quint: Looks like a stage is being erected.

Brodie: What is this monstrosity?

T.S. Quint: Maybe it's for the Easter Bunny pictures.

Brodie: Impossible, the Easter Bunny Court is down at the other end of the mall, it's been there since two days after Christmas. I want answers!

~Mallrats...Jamye and I love this movie for some reason...always good for a laugh.



That's all of the random thoughts I have for now. Good day.