Today during a gabby lunch with Ellie, we decided to eat outside, as we have been doing since the weather is so nice. Well today it was especially windy and my cup of Dr. Pepper blew over and spilled all over my knees, so I was all nice and sticky for the remainder of the day around my knee area. Wonderful.
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This morning I stepped in some of Spencer's doggy doo. Gross! I tried diligently to get the mess off of my shoe and even got desperate enough to get a spoon and scrape most of it out! This bothered me all day...I kept thinking I could smell it. Every time one of the guys walked by me at work he said "you smell that?", I got text messages saying that there was an awful aroma in my office and then one guy said my office smelled like cat pee, while the other said it smelled like the stuff in the bottom of the gerbil cage. SERIOUSLY?! Do I always have to be teased??? The coin phrase I hear around here is "you know I wouldn't tease you if I didn't like you". That is grand. With that I must conclude that I am apparently well liked. I did spray febreeze all over my office in hopes of getting rid of whatever it was that they were smelling.
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Apparently I am a food genie. Did you know this?? I get called at all hours of the day wondering what I might be preparing for dinner. This person asks me this from sitting at home in the recliner. I reply with, "well, what meat have you set out?" to this I get nothing because you know apparently I need to prepare a menu, set out all the meat myself, then come home after working a ten hour day and sitting in traffic for 30 minutes and prepare dinner so that we can eat. I will not mention this person's name, but the unnameable also called me on the way home from Wichita Falls today to ask what I was making for dinner. I love the unnameable even if he does think I am some kind of food wizard...should I apply a version of the last coin phrase and say "the unnameable wouldn't ask me to cook if he didn't like the way I cooked." Yeah that is it...I am a a chef extraordinaire.
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I have a new obsession with chocolate covered raisins. They are wonderful. I have convinced myself that even though I am getting my chocolate fix they are partially good for me, because you know there IS a raisin in there, so they can't be all bad.
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One of my bosses reminds me of George Wade (Hugh Grant) in Two Weeks Notice. If you know this person you might agree, but I find it very funny. Actually he just reminds me of Hugh Grant in general...I have no idea why.
Funny Quotes from my Favorite Movie:
[talking about a leather belt]
George Wade: What do you think of this? Too ornate? Or do you think it's... beltacular.
George Wade: Before you came into my life I could make all kinds of decisions now I'm addicted I have to know what you think. What do you think?
[holds up cufflinks]
Lucy Kelson: I think your the most selfish human being on the planet.
George Wade: Well that's just silly. Have you met everybody on the planet?
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Bones is my favorite TV show and the only one I bother to record on my DVR. I love Bones and Booth...they are hilariously funny in their conversations and they are always solving a very interesting case. Although last week I could not get the vision of a partially decomposed leg and foot falling out of the top of an elevator out of my head and it woke me up twice in the middle of the night.
Speaking of that, when I was younger I could watch all kinds of scary movies and it would never have any effect on my sleeping ability. Now if I watch even a dumb one like "Shaun of the Dead" I have nightmares for days and I cannot get the picture of unrealistic, dopey looking zombies out of my head!!! So I pose this question...was I really THAT tired in high school or I am becoming more wimpy with age? I still love "Scream" though...that movie cracks me up!
Quotes again:
Sidney Prescott: Stu, Stu, Stu, what's your motive? Billy's got one, the police are on their way, what are you gonna tell them?
Stu: Peer pressure, I'm far too sensitive.
Stu: Did you really call the police?
Sidney Prescott: You bet your sorry *booty* I did.
Stu: My mom and dad are gonna be so mad at me!
While looking up the above mentioned movie quotes...I just realized how much cussing is in that movie. That could be one of the reasons it is rated R...just a guess.